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favorite mitch hedberg joke of all time?

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

SO! what is your favorite mitch hedberg joke of all time? Ant farm that didn’t grow anything, fans that say NO, club sandwich club, giraffe with a sore throat? Alright alright….whats is yours?


Shit, so many… man.

I bought a donut, and they gave me a receipt. When will I ever need to prove I bought a donut? Some skeptical friend: "Hey man! Don’t you even act like I didn’t buy this donut! I have the receipt… damn … I forgot it… at home… in the filing cabinet… under D… for donut."

That was the first one off the top of my head, but his jokes are so short, and there were a lot of good ones that I probably forgot a better one.

I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy | Jul 21, 2009


Hmmm…Maybe the one about Smacky the Frog XD

-"an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs" this line is genius lol
Conguero | Jul 21, 2009


eidint
Tom J [ IS LOSTED] | Jul 21, 2009

What would have happened if Len Bias hadn't died?

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

If anyone even remembers who he was………
I appreciate the intelligent answers so far.
And some of the non-intelligent ones too.


Had he not been a drug user, Michael Jordan would have had a lot more competition for the face of the NBA in the 80’s and the 90’s, and maybe Len Bias would have made the All NBA 75th anniversary team.

Had he not OD’d, but continued with his drug problems, he would have been decent, but his drug problem would have derailed his career, much like Roy Tarpley and the others who had drug problems they couldn’t overcome.

And thanks for asking, because a lot of kids these days need to know about players like Len Bias…

In fact, I would go so far as to say that he had elements of Michael, ‘Nique, and Barkley, all in one person…

Damien | Jan 10, 2008


we’ll never know…but I’d venture to say that ALLEN, GARNETT and PIERCE would NOT be there today.
Chuck | Jan 10, 2008


Interesting question. I remember well his playing for Maryland and how great he was at it. I’m sure he would have been a NBA star. Did they ever come to a conclusion about his death?I don’t remember.
shakayrob | Jan 10, 2008


How is Len Bias like a rose…….both die the day after you pick them…………………….Someone asked his coach, Lefty Drissell , "do you hate black people?" Lefty responded,"no, i don’t have a bias."
lumpy | Jan 10, 2008


HE WOULD BE ALIVE.
Mr.Skater | Jan 10, 2008


Detroit and the Lakers would have never won any Championships between 1987 and 1990
halfwaytoeverywhere | Jan 10, 2008


what if magic johnson hadnt gotten HIV?? what if, what if?? what if jordan hadnt retired for 2 years between championships??? what if, what if???..
randy h | Jan 10, 2008


Len Bias probably would’ve become a great big man and possibly a hall of famer. The Celtics would’ve been the most dominant dynasty of all time with Len Bias, Larry Bird, McHale etc. The Showtime Lakers- Boston Rivalry would’ve been even more entertaining with Abdul- Jabbar and Bias battling it out down low. Too bad he had to pass away….
John S | Jan 10, 2008

Halloween pictures for my 1 year old by a tree and pumpkins?

Friday, October 30th, 2009

I was thinking of doing my daughters halloween pictures myself this time, we have a tree out back with colored leafs on it and there are done on the ground, i was thinking of going and getting 2 or 3 little pumpkins to put by her and have her in her halloween costume, does anyone else have any really cute ides that i could do? i just looove pictures.. lol


That sounds great! How big is your daughter? Last year when my daughter was an infant, we hollowed out a pumpkin and put her in it. It was so cute! This year I’m going to bring my daughter to a pumpkin patch with her costume on and take some pictures. Happy Halloween! :-)

MaddogMommy | Oct 12, 2008


yeah that is a cute idea. its a great scene.
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ruby(: | Oct 12, 2008

Does Publishers Clearing House go to Apartments?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I have been wondering that because I fill out their forms but now that I think about it I never see someone who lives in an Apartment or Condo receive. Anyone know someone who has?


You don’t need to worry about it. You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning. You probably have a better chance of getting struck by lightning in your apartment than you have of winning.

To the previous answerer: Need has nothing to do with sweepstakes. Nothing at all. It is pure chance.

good luck!

Rush is a band | Mar 28, 2008


Come to think of it…I haven’t either. Wouldn’t they need the win more is some cases? Good question.
jtgirl590 | Mar 27, 2008

2009 World Series Game 1: Yankees vs. Phillies Live Stream | US …

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Game 1 of the 2009 World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies starts tonight, and while there is still a chance that rain might pour later this evening, the game should not be affected.

The Yankees have reached the Fall Classic by beating the Twins and the Angels. The Phillies, on the other hand, have advanced this far by defeating the Rockies and the Dodgers.

The series opens with a great pitching matchup: Philadelphia

Lil Wayne Drops No Ceilings

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

28.10.09

Lil Wayne has taken “infantile” to brand new heights! And the fact that he name drops Obama and Tiger Woods shortly thereafter… it’s something else.

Needless to say, I’m looking forward to the full-on experience of the rest of the mixtape. With song names like “Ice Cream Paint Job,” there’s bound to be something entertaining around every track bend.

Here’s one query for Lil Wayne to go out on: with everyone praising the guy, how can Lil Wayne raise the roof with

Where do I start if I want to interview someone with Down Syndrome?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I have a school project on Down Syndrome and one of the requirements is interviewing someone with the disease or the caretaker of someone with that disease. I have chosen Down Syndrome. I’d like to find someone but have no idea where to start. I know doctors can’t tell me because of doctor-patient confedentiality but does anyone have any ideas where or how I can find someone?


Call Easter Seals. Also, a local school may allow you to talk to a parent if they tell the parent that someone needs to do an interview and if it is OK with them, then they can call you. You also might put a wanted advertisement on Craigslist, but just do it on the phone and don’t be going to their house by yourself. Your school guidance counselor might be able to help you get in touch with a parent by asking them if they would call you.

Marrtha Evanns | Jun 05, 2008


ask him about his favorite activities, ask him about his daily routine, chores, does he have a pet
tanis c | Jun 05, 2008


Just ask a doctor it doesn’t violate doctor-patient confidentiality as long as they don’t use a name.
Lone Wolf | Jun 05, 2008


get someone from your school to ring social services, they will know of a special needs centre in your local ares, ask there if it would be possible to visit for a school project, there you might be able to meet some people with downs syndrome and speak to their carers, i dont think it would be appropriate to interviev someone who has downs, but im sure one of the carers will be willing to help you
angiem | Jun 05, 2008


try contacting your counties health and human services department and ask for early intervention or birth to 3 services. let them know what you are doing. because of confidentiality laws it may be difficult but the people at B-3 would be able to get in contact with their clients and ask if someone would be interested in talking to you….if that doesn’t work…email me and I’d be happy to help you out.
julie's_GSD_kirby | Jun 05, 2008


You can interview me I have a daughter who has Down Syndrome. I don’t want to put my email on here but you can contact me thru my ehow profile. http://www.ehow.com/members/akchrist-art icles.html just click add me as a friend then sned me a message. You might have to sign up for an account but it is free.
Kim C | Jun 08, 2008

How do I use this razor fang in platinum?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

I have a level 34 gligar in pokemon platinum. I have a razor fang and I gave it to the pokemon to hold. I leveled it up to 34 while it was holding it (during nighttime) and it hasnt evolved like it should. What am I doing wrong?


What time did you level it up at? It’s not actually counted as nighttime unless it’s from 8pm – 4am.

Skitty Crazy | Aug 08, 2009

Why did the eagles have to loose to the gay Cardinals?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Why did the eagles have to loose to the gay Cardinals, i almost cried also include predictions for superbowl 44.


are you still not over this, damn

Boston #1 | Jan 25, 2009


i know! I hate the cardinals!!!!!

i think they’re gunna win tho..
:’(

tear tear..
please answer my who is prettier question.
imissmanny | Jan 25, 2009


If the eagles lost to the gay cardinals…

what does that make the eagles?

Just suck it up, they lost, its over.
Jay | Jan 25, 2009


Because the gay Cardinals outplayed them unfortunately.
Check it. | Jan 25, 2009


I wish the Eagles could have won too, but they just didn’t show up until he end. If the Eagles had started off playing well, then they would have won, but they didn’t show up until the fourth quarter, which is when they gave up the game winning touchdown. Just get over it though. There is always next year.

Super Bowl prediction: Steelers win 41-31.
Thor | Jan 25, 2009


I am with you on that one buddy, but about the Panthers. Why did Jake have to have his mental retardation relapse during a playoffs game yet again? I almost cried too, and I am not really a fan of the team I just like them.

Jenn don’t be so mean to special people. If you are going to diss this kid you may as well be mad at Jake Delhomme.

Stay Cool
Kaine

Is Todd Haley Ready To Be a Head Coach??AND Why YES/NO?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Haley is now the head coach of the Kansas City Cheifs..do you guys believe hes not ready to lead or do you think the cheifs made the right move???
im not sure if hes ready yet but thats why im asking you!!


His name wasn’t even mentioned until after the NFC Championship. He’s young, but he and Pioli have a history. It will be interesting to see how the players react to him, as he is a Bill Parcells protege. Pioli is a smart guy, if he thinks Haley is ready, then I think you have to give him the benefit of the doubt. I know one thing, he won’t put up with Larry Johnson’s BS. That clown will be gone.

El Ar | Feb 06, 2009

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